The Snark Tank
#11: Top Tier Television

#11: Top Tier Television

February 27, 2020

Was the Sonic movie great? Why does Michael Bloomberg insist on pretending to be a human being? Would Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny ever become e-bois and show some skin on OnlyFans? Why do Americans watch child beauty pageants outside of Epstien's house parties? Are we alcoholics? Probably. Why is Spongebob more iconic than the Simpsons?

All this and more on this unusually political episode of The Snark Tank! 

#10: Are We Weebs?

#10: Are We Weebs?

February 20, 2020

A substantial amount of anime talk in this one despite all of us being far too cool to talk of such things. What were our worst jobs? Why is Crazy Taxi so underrated? Will Sweeny surrender an N-word pass to Donald Trump? Are English dubs sometimes better than the originals? How would Chris abuse the space time continuum if he could? What the hell happened to the Spider-Man animated series? Why did Derrick and Sweeny NOT SEE THE SONIC MOVIE?!

All that and probably a little bit more on today's Question Driven Extravaganza episode of The Snark Tank Podcast!

#09: Video Game Movies

#09: Video Game Movies

February 13, 2020

The most diverse podcast in the world (maybe) is back with all new shenanigans! The Uncharted movie is delayed once more! Why can't Hollywood figure out video game movies? Why was Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island the best thing since sliced bread? Why can't Chris suck it up and like Dark Souls? Would you break up with your girlfriend if you found out she ate raw bats? How about a little roleplay? Norm Macdonald as Marcus Fenix? God help us. What is this show?

#08: The Dating Game (+ Star Wars Spoilers)

#08: The Dating Game (+ Star Wars Spoilers)

February 6, 2020

(Star Wars Spoilers towards the end.)

The gang answers your dating questions and solve all of your romantic issues with our combined sex appeal and infinite knowledge of the fairer sex. Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp, a Fake News Challenge, a takedown of Star Wars, the best music of the 2000s, and Derrick apparently doesn't know what a plain slice of pizza is. Apologies for the audio glitch at the start!

It's a jam packed episode, Snarkoleptics!

(Don't listen if you're hungry)

#07: Coronavirus

#07: Coronavirus

January 30, 2020

Will the world end because some dudes in China ate bats for no good reason? Would Chris survive without his legs? Will Sweeny stop doing his garbage Family Guy impressions? Will Papa John exact his seething primal rage upon our puerile realm? Is Big Mouth too creepy to be funny? Was No Man's Sky destined to fail? Why is Halo Infinite hurting me with it's secrecy, this is Chris talking I'm genuinely upset.

All this and more on this episode of The Snark Tank Podcast. God help us. 

Also, of course.
RIP Kobe

#06: Onision Bad

#06: Onision Bad

January 23, 2020

Will Onision survive the wrath of Chris Hansen? Will crying kids on Xbox Live ever NOT be nostalgic? Is bullying good? Will the mysticism of the N word ever dissipate? Can normal sized people have little people kids? Did furries ruin werewolves? Will Chris and and Derrick ever get over their undying lust for Jennette McCurdy? A fever dream of an episode awaits you.

#05: Game of the Decade

#05: Game of the Decade

January 18, 2020

The Snark Tank Podcast is weekly now! Rejoice! Today we're joined by our permanent third, SomeBlackGuy to go through all of the best games of the 2010s. A defense of Skyrim and Mass Effect 3, a surprising choice by Chris, and Tom Sweeny ranting about the power of semen and bone marrow. It's a doozy.

#04: imAllexx - VidCon and London Stabbings

#04: imAllexx - VidCon and London Stabbings

August 29, 2019

New Snark Tank! This time we're joined by imAllexx, a young Hogwartz student who tends to get himself involved in a lot of drama somehow. We recorded this before I really knew about any of the shit that was going down but I didn't want to not post this episode just to avoid controversy. Seems like a bitch move. Anyway, we recount some stories about VidCon and there are some golden Sweeny lines. Another one coming this September with Ricepirate Mick! Stay tuned!

#03: Nakey Jakey - “Toaster Bathtub Situation”

#03: Nakey Jakey - “Toaster Bathtub Situation”

March 27, 2019

Theme Song by The Living Tombstone ► https://bit.ly/1lLg7zp 

Finally I have an excuse to gush about video games on this shitshow of ours! Our guest today is Nakey Jakey, one of the most talented people on YouTube (I believe this, this is not me being gay.) The podcast follows it's usual format of nonsense but we eventually get into a deep discussion about video games and the industry revolving around your questions! Bethesda's Fallout 76 fuck up, the early life of Xbox Live, Red Dead Redemption 2, Halo 3, Titanfall 2, Sekiro, our favorite soundtracks, liveleak, Smart House, toasters in bathtubs, leprosy, Harry Potter merchandise, and so much more!

If you like video games as well as nonsense improv, I'm sure you'll possibly have a decent time, chances are, maybe. 

#02: Tom Sweeny and Gabby - “Sickly Chris”

#02: Tom Sweeny and Gabby - “Sickly Chris”

January 19, 2019

Theme Song by The Living Tombstone ► https://bit.ly/1lLg7zp Welcome to the first episode of The Snark Tank Podcast! .... of 2019! I'm sick with the flue or AIDS or something equivalently dire so to keep our typically famous guests safe from my quarantined ass, we decided to do a chill shorter episode to reign in the new year. We're joined today by Tom Sweeny and Gabby (My Manager and Camera Man ... Camera Woman? Ehh.) Today's episode is shorter cuz I was literally dying but we talked about Trumps McDonalds Dinner, best movies of 2018, roach milk, circus tents, Buzzfeed, being bullied in Catholic school, and all sorts of other things. Don't hurt me.