The Snark Tank
#28: Shame Dawson

#28: Shame Dawson

July 9, 2020

“Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together.”

We're back! In a new place! Sweeny is an idiot and doesn't know how to record with a microphone so instead decided to record todays episode using nothing but a tin can and potato skins. Direct all criticism to @TomSweeneyINC. Today, we're talking about the Cancel Party on the internet and how Shane Dawson and Chris D'Elia got mangled by it. As well as some of your burning questions. 

Appreciate the patience. <3

#27: Spoiling The Last of Us Part II

#27: Spoiling The Last of Us Part II

June 25, 2020

Today's episode is all about The Last of Us Part II. This will be a spoiler discussion so if you're interested in savoring the story of Naughty Dogs latest narrative adventure, might be best to skip this one until you have. If not, welcome. We've got some interesting opinions. We're in the middle of moving this week and due to time constraints the questions from this episode have all been pushed to next weeks episode. Apologies, but the schedule should be back to normal soon.

#26: Keith David

#26: Keith David

June 18, 2020

Welcome to the official Keith David Podcast. Today's topic: Keith David and nothing else. Literally just Keith David.

#25: Jake Paul Arrested

#25: Jake Paul Arrested

June 11, 2020

Jake Paul got arrested and he literally stole a charity! Logan Paul became a decent human?! Mark Wahlberg is trending for very awkward reasons!? Would you rather die every day or restart your life on death? What if Keith David was everyone? (We're not even high, I'm so sorry.) This is Ormy again just letting you know everything's fine. They're treating me better than before. No need to alert authorities. I promise. 

:) 

#24: Sweeny Hates Aliens

#24: Sweeny Hates Aliens

June 4, 2020

Society is falling apart so hopefully we can offer a good bit of reprieve for those of you who are struggling or dealing with the insane state of the world. For those affected negatively by the riots, we hope things can resolve soon and that you get the assistance you need. For those peacefully protesting, we support you. I know I've seen several peaceful protests that haven't gone off the rails. Love you for it. For those who are looting and burning down your local businesses, maybe don't? lol? 

Stay safe out there and instead of feeling grief over real world bigotry, we hope Sweeny's fiction based bigotry is enough to give you a lil' smile.

       - Chris

#23: Keemstar Wars

#23: Keemstar Wars

May 28, 2020

Keem vs H3H3, Chris vs Jack Saint, and Joe Rogan vs YouTube? It's war season now, fellas! 

Special thanks to Tim Dadabo, voice of 343 Guilty Spark for the intro. <3

#22: Twitch Deer Girl

#22: Twitch Deer Girl

May 21, 2020

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A girl who thinks she's a deer has a power trip on Twitch. Why is the internet up in arms? Can reptiles be funny? What would be the worst way to die? What movies deserved sequels but didn't get them? Would you rather be an NPC in Crazy Taxi or GTA Online? What's a worse curse? Looking like, or talking like Jar Jar Binks? Hi, my names is Omry. I write the descriptions for The Snark Tank. I can't leave. The locks are on the outside and this is my only shot to reach out. Chris doesn't pay attention to these. Please, send assistance. I'm located at cedwoiku;wlcnfkjc

#21: The Last Great Spoof Movie

#21: The Last Great Spoof Movie

May 14, 2020

Was Tropic Thunder the last great Mel Brooks style parody film? If we could rid this world of anything, what would it be? Are bees really endangered or is it a lie from Big Bee? Are deepfakes introducing a huge issue with the reliability of video evidence? What's the deal with OnlyFans?  Why was Billy Mays such a perfect salesman?

All this and more on todays confusing episode of the Help Me I'm Terrified of The Great Beyond Podcast

#20: The Last of Us Leaks

#20: The Last of Us Leaks

May 7, 2020

The Last of Us: Part 2 had a massive leak and we can't not talk about it. (Don't worry. No spoilers.) Also, Kim Jong Un survived?!? Are Orcs in fantasy supposed to be black people? A spirited debate about diversity in media and what games, movies, etc did representation without talking down to their audiences. Is Assassin's Creed getting better or is it still garbage? MySpace vs Facebook: Which was superior in their prime? Why is web design getting worse and worse? Is the nuke the ultimate deterrent or the ultimate doom?

All this and more in this nerd riddled nonsense. 

PS: Please be respectful and don't spread Last of Us spoilers. People should be able to participate without shit being spoiled for them. Thanks. <3

#19: Weekend at Kim Jong’s

#19: Weekend at Kim Jong’s

April 30, 2020
Kim Jong Un is Kim Jong Underground?!? What does that mean for the universe? Jeff Goldblum cancelled over reasonable question at a drag show? Alinity finally suspended from Twitch after dodging consequences for months? What are the most overrated games? Injecting bleach and disinfectant to stop Corona? Dream amnesia? How Call of Duty infected the FPS genre.